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Tiger Woods Can’t Get Me Laid

Hey guys.  Just got back from lunch and had a little recap from the night before…  pretty funny story that may help pass the time for you… or me.  So remember I told you guys about that girl in AZ I met while out there for work.  Well my co-workers who were with me out there were asking about her…  I told them I just had her in my phone as A Z.  they wanted me to call her, but I didn’t want to.  So my other co-worker called her and was talking to her for about 2 minutes pretending to be me.  Apparently she remembered me and wanted to hang out in AZ next week then she is coming to Chicago and wanted to see me then too.  Well great news!  Except I made my other co-worker call her back and leave the “Tiger Woods Voice Message.”  I made him say in a serious voice- “Hey its tiger, I need you to do me a favor, my wife went through my phone and may be calling you.  Can you please take your name off  your voicemail so it’s just a number.  You need to do this for me, quickly, thanks.”   So I have a feeling that AZ girl will not be calling me back anytime soon..  Apparently, everyone loved this and decided it would be smart to call her another 4 times to try and get her on speaker phone…  another bridge burned…

-P.P.W.W.